{"id":139,"date":"2016-10-25T18:17:13","date_gmt":"2016-10-25T18:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k2dls.net\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2016-12-23T00:38:23","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T00:38:23","slug":"i-love-ransomware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/2016\/10\/25\/i-love-ransomware\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love Ransomware"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a few minutes to timesink yesterday and was reading stories on Google News. One link leads to another, and before I knew it, I was sucked into a story on 40 little known facts about TV&#8217;s most popular situation comedy ever, &#8220;I Love Lucy&#8221;.  What could be more wholesome web viewing?<\/p>\n<p>I rather quickly noticed that the text accompanying the pictures was very poorly written. Words were misspelled and misused with alarming frequency. I was convinced that the writing had been outsourced to an offshore bot that had stolen the content elsewhere on the interwebs.<\/p>\n<p>And then, this happened.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k2dls.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Fake-Virus-1024x595.jpg\" alt=\"fake-virus\" width=\"840\" height=\"488\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Fake-Virus-1024x595.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Fake-Virus-300x174.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Fake-Virus-768x446.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Fake-Virus-1200x697.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Fake-Virus.jpg 1217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My computer was crazily beeping and there was a fake virus alert displayed on the screen. Of course I took the time to close the browser (despite the false warning that I would not be able to) and make sure that my workstation was not actually infected.  Such fun!<\/p>\n<p>A brief Google survey revealed that the call center number displayed, (877) 337-7936, is often connected with malware scam artists.  Most of the displayed pages seem to be further attempts to get you to install real malware on your system.  Don&#8217;t fall for them.<\/p>\n<p>Then I made <A HREF=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/download\/Ransomware\/Ransomware.mp3\">the call<\/A>.  I was the end user from hell that these cyberpirates deserve.  Imagine if Ransomware Inc. got hundreds of calls like this every day?  They&#8217;d have no time to hold up their other poor victims and their profit margins would take a dive.  The obvious annoyance of the Ransomware Agent at about 7 minutes into the call, when he lets out an exasperated &#8220;Yeeeeessss&#8221;, is priceless.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, October is <a href=\"https:\/\/staysafeonline.org\/ncsam\/\">National Cyber Security Awareness Month<\/a>.  Stay safe online.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a few minutes to timesink yesterday and was reading stories on Google News. One link leads to another, and before I knew it, I was sucked into a story on 40 little known facts about TV&#8217;s most popular situation comedy ever, &#8220;I Love Lucy&#8221;. What could be more wholesome web viewing? I rather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/2016\/10\/25\/i-love-ransomware\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Love Ransomware&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-infosec","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.k2ie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}